Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.