Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppProbably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door. Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick. I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.” Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.
