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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Happiness is an inside job.

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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