Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic. Funny Quotes October 8, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppProudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!” Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it. I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today. Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”