Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.
  • Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?
  • Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.
  • I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.
  • There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.
  • If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.