Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.