Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – from eagerly awaiting midnight to grumbling about staying up past the early bird special hour. Who knew that a disrupted sleep routine would become a cause for such commotion? It's like our inner grandparent is giving us a stern lecture on the importance of a good night's sleep. Cheers to trading in late-night revelry for early-bird perks!