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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like those toilets are serving as secret escape routes for some elusive dates! ๐Ÿ‘€ Maybe they've been lured away by the call of the wild…or maybe they just got lost in the maze of toilet stalls? ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’จ Dates disappearing into thin air at the restaurant? Time to investigate or start serving a GPS service with the meals! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ


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