Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRestaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent. Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again. Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track? Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.
