Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🦌 Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight! Because apparently, my phone's brightness setting is no match for your shiny nose! 🔦📱 #ChristmasMiracles #WhereMyPhoneAt Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning. I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help. Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright. Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?
