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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?