Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning. I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright. Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.