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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

11 shares on Discord this month:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Making waves on Telegram:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Breaking via WeChat:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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