Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?