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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone to…

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone to…

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🦌 Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight! Because apparently, my phone's brightness setting is no match for your shiny nose! 🔦📱 #ChristmasMiracles #WhereMyPhoneAt

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bright, Christmas, help, humor, me, night, nose, phone, Rudolph, tonight on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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