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70 shares on WeChat this month:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

54 shares on Slack this month:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

76 shares on Discord this month:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

76 shares on Discord this month:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

18 shares on Slack this month:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Normalize booing in the workplace.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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