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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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25 shares on Telegram this month:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

96 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Live now on Pinterest:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Making waves on X:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Just landed via Slack:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Making waves on Facebook:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Just landed via Reddit:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Going viral on Pinterest:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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