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82 shares on X this month:

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

78 shares on Discord this month:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

88 shares on Slack this month:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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Spotted on Slack:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Making waves on Discord:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Breaking via Twitch:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Seen just now on Slack:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Going viral on Reddit:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Trending via Twitch:

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

Making waves on Discord:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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