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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.