“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone a… Commentary:"Carpe diem? More like carpen't diem! 🙅♂️ Let the day be on its way, I'm good over here waiting for the weekend like… 🤷♀️⏳" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one. I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around. I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew. Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone. It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.
