“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alon…

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Commentary:
“Carpe diem? More like carpen’t diem! 🙅‍♂️ Let the day be on its way, I’m good over here waiting for the weekend like… 🤷‍♀️⏳”

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