“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one. Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around. Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.