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  • Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.
  • People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.
  • They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.
  • I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”
  • It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.
  • Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.