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May the algorithms be with you.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

4 months ago

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34 shares on Slack this month:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

11 shares on Discord this month:

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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My favorite color is money.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Breaking via Discord:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Going bananas on YouTube:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Going viral on X:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Spotted on Messenger:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Breaking via WeChat:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Going viral on Reddit:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

Just shared via Threads:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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