Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.
  • I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
  • Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”
  • No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.
  • “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.
  • When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.