Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”