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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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