She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm.  I hate doctor appointments.

Commentary:
Looks like she really knows how to make a trip to the doctor’s office unforgettable! 💸🍔🔪😂 But hey, at least your wallet got a workout along with your arm! 💪💉 #MedicalDrama

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