She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments. Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like she really knows how to make a trip to the doctor's office unforgettable! 💸🍔🔪😂 But hey, at least your wallet got a workout along with your arm! 💪💉 #MedicalDrama Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket. If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg! If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon. Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.
