She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the… Commentary:Looks like she really knows how to make a trip to the doctor's office unforgettable! 💸🍔🔪😂 But hey, at least your wallet got a workout along with your arm! 💪💉 #MedicalDrama Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen. Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ. My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.
