She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.
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Looks like she really knows how to make a trip to the doctor's office unforgettable! πŸ’ΈπŸ”πŸ”ͺπŸ˜‚ But hey, at least your wallet got a workout along with your arm! πŸ’ͺπŸ’‰ #MedicalDrama

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