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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.