Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.
  • Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.
  • I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.
  • Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.
  • You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.