Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.
  • Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
  • Shazam but for random noises outside.
  • Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”
  • I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.
  • I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.