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  • They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.
  • Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.
  • If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.
  • “You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.
  • The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.
  • Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.