Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.
  • A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.
  • In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.
  • Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.
  • I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.
  • Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.