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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.