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"Ah, just like clouds, some people bring nothing but shade and rain into our lives ☁️☔️ Good riddance to those stormy souls! 😂 #ClearSkiesAhead"

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77 shares on Telegram this month:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

10 shares on X this month:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

18 shares on Slack this month:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Going viral on Discord:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Breaking via Threads:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Ugh, but profoundly.

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Ugh, but profoundly.

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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