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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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45 shares on Messenger this month:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Live now on Messenger:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Trending via Slack:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Just shared via YouTube:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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