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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.