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Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Trending via X:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

Spotted on Threads:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Shared recently on Discord:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Seen just now on X:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Breaking via Discord:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.
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Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Going viral on Twitch:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Live now on Discord:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Trending via Snapchat:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Spotted on Facebook:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Going viral on X:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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