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"Taking a break from yourself is like trying to escape your own shadow. 🌟😂 It’s like playing hide and seek with your reflection in a mirror… good luck trying to get away from ‘you’!"

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49 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

18 shares on Threads this month:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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