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"Taking a break from yourself is like trying to escape your own shadow. 🌟😂 It’s like playing hide and seek with your reflection in a mirror… good luck trying to get away from ‘you’!"

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75 shares on YouTube this month:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

11 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

50 shares on Slack this month:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

74 shares on Slack this month:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Spotted on YouTube:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Making waves on Twitch:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Trending via Threads:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Keep the laugh going 😂

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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