Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.
  • All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.
  • Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.
  • You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
  • My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
  • Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?