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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
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"Oh, the sheer brilliance of using big words to sound photosynthesis! 🌱 Just remember, it's not about the size of the vocabulary, but the way you conjugate the words in the ecosystem of conversation. 😜 Let your linguistic branches reach high, but don't get lost in the forest of confusion!"

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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Your opinions are not my business.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Making waves on Discord:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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