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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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My mama didnโ€™t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, theyโ€™ll totally tell you theyโ€™re crazy.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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Oh, the universe pulling a classic "let's see if you've learned anything" move! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's like a cosmic replay button reminding us to level up and stop hitting repeat on the same ol' mistakes! Remember, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices. ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ™ˆ #CosmicLessons



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Not now, Iโ€™m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know Iโ€™m on their side.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what Iโ€™m doing while Iโ€™m doing it.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.