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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Humorous quote about life's repetitive lessons, with a playful, tongue-in-cheek vibe.
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Oh, the universe pulling a classic "let's see if you've learned anything" move! 🌌😂 It's like a cosmic replay button reminding us to level up and stop hitting repeat on the same ol' mistakes! Remember, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices. 🔄🙈 #CosmicLessons

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

36 shares on X this month:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Going viral on Messenger:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Just landed via Snapchat:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Live now on Reddit:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Just shared via Reddit:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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