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  • Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!
  • I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.
  • True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.
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  • I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.
  • Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.