Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.