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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.