Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.
  • The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”
  • I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.
  • Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
  • Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.
  • I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.