Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening. Posted onOct 6, 2023Oct 6, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV. Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.