Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Commentary:
“Oh, the art of pretending gone wrong! 🙈 Texting back can be such a perilous endeavor, with great power comes great forgetfulness! 💬🚫 #SorryNotSorry”

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