Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.
