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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.