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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.