Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppStarting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad. I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are. My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase. That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
