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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

You lose some, you lose some more.

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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