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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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85 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

43 shares on TikTok this month:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

27 shares on Threads this month:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Just shared via Reddit:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Just shared via Instagram:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Live now on Facebook:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Going viral on Discord:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Just landed via Threads:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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