Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppStop hating yourself for everything. Be specific. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline. Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.