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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.