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"Stop being a professional self-critic and start a new career in self-appreciation! 🌟 Get specific about what you love about yourself instead of what you hate. Let your inner cheerleader out to play! 📣💪"

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Source??? Pattern recognition.

1 month ago

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

3 weeks ago

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

1 month ago

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

4 weeks ago

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

4 weeks ago

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

4 weeks ago

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97 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

39 shares on X this month:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Just landed via Telegram:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

Going bananas on TikTok:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Making waves on Threads:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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