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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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37 shares on Discord this month:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

34 shares on Reddit this month:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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Sane is boring.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Going viral on Discord:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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I need a break from me.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Seen just now on Discord:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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