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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.