Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.
  • Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.
  • I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  • I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.
  • I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.