Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane? Commentary:"Sweet, but twisted? Sounds like a delicious combination! 🍭🤪 Who knew candy canes could be so relatable? Keep rocking that unique flavor!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise. I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl. Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary. Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.