Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.
- My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.
- Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
- I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.
- One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
