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Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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Making waves on TikTok:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Just landed via TikTok:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Spotted on Twitch:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Spotted on X:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

2 weeks ago

Playful text about tall people nervously eyeing leaves high up in a tree.

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Commentary:
Looks like someone is feeling small in the presence of giants! 🌳 Maybe they're just trying to get a better view of life… or they were just really hungry! 🦒 Just be sure to stay out of reach if they start munching on your houseplants! 🌿

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26 shares on Messenger this month:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

83 shares on X this month:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

79 shares on Slack this month:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Freshly posted on X:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Spotted on YouTube:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Seen just now on Threads:

After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Shared recently on Messenger:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Trending via YouTube:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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