Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Commentary:
Looks like someone is feeling small in the presence of giants! ๐ŸŒณ Maybe theyโ€™re just trying to get a better view of lifeโ€ฆ or they were just really hungry! ๐Ÿฆ’ Just be sure to stay out of reach if they start munching on your houseplants! ๐ŸŒฟ

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