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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.