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  • How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?
  • Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.
  • Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.
  • Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.
  • Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.
  • Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.