Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.
  • Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.
  • I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
  • Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.
  • I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.
  • My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.