Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”
  • If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.
  • Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.
  • My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
  • There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
  • Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.