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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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