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  • My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.
  • You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.
  • You’re never alone. There’s mold.
  • Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.
  • Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?
  • Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.