Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.
  • If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.
  • People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.
  • I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.
  • My wife has the worst taste in men.
  • And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.