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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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😄🏃‍♂️ "The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it… a sign that they're either really enjoying their run or they just saw a squirrel do something hilarious. Keep an eye out for those elusive happy joggers – they might be onto something!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged consider, exercise, fitness, humor, i, irony, jogger, running, smiling, time on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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