The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be goth and wanting to own a fabulous real estate portfolio…🦇🕸️ Who needs acceptance and friendship when you can have ominous creaks and cobweb-filled corners instead? 😂 #GothGoals”

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