The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list? Home is where you’ve left the shopping list. I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it. My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
