The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Commentary:
“Oh, the endless quest to reach those elusive toenails as we age! It’s like a game of flexibility and determination 🦶👴 Stretching exercises become a daily routine, and a simple task turns into a comedic chase around the house! 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, the distant toenails remind us that reaching our goals may require a little extra effort and a good sense of humor! 😄”

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