Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
  • My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.
  • I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.
  • Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.
  • Fries, not lies.
  • Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?