The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim. Funny Quotes November 9, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library. I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me. You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster. The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes. Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.
