Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.
  • They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.
  • Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.
  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
  • I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.
  • If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.