Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.