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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the key to taking over the world was a cozy pillow and a comfortable blanket? 💤🌍 Just imagine a villain snuggled up in their lair, dreaming of all the mischief they could cause once they wake up refreshed and ready to conquer. Watch out, world, nap time is over soon! 😈💤"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ambition, domination, good, humor, me, nap, only, procrastination, sleep, thing, world, world domination on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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