The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Commentary:
“Ah yes, the grand spectacle of the Olympics versus the epic production of waking up! 🎉☀️ Let the games begin – in both cases, may the coffee be strong and the snooze button weak! 😉”

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