The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep. My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home. I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.
