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  • Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.
  • Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.
  • I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.
  • Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.
  • When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.
  • I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.