The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah yes, the grand spectacle of the Olympics versus the epic production of waking up! πβοΈ Let the games begin – in both cases, may the coffee be strong and the snooze button weak! π" Related Funny Posts π€ Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep. I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.