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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Going viral on X:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Trending via TikTok:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Making waves on Facebook:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.
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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

10 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

69 shares on Discord this month:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

98 shares on Slack this month:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Making waves on Twitch:

Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Spotted on Instagram:

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Making waves on Instagram:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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