The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag. Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was. Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant. I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.