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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach…

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach…

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Ah, the magical powers of that second cup of coffee! It transforms mere mortals into productivity superheroes faster than you can say "caffeine rush"! ☕💪 Just call me Popeye the Coffee Addict! 🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged caffeine, coffee, comparison, cup, energy, humor, me, motivation, Popeye, second, spinach on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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