The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’ Funny Quotes May 15, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory. Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave. Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far. You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope. I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.
