The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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"If life were a game, the author of this autobiography would clearly be the master of plot twists and unexpected turns! 📖🤷‍♂️ Never a dull moment in the memoirs of the perpetually surprised protagonist! 😅"

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