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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!