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  • If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.
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  • Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.
  • Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.
  • Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
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