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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Freshly posted on Threads:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Trending via Pinterest:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Breaking via YouTube:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Going bananas on Messenger:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

11 shares on Discord this month:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

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AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

Trending via WeChat:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Just landed via Facebook:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Spotted on Messenger:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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