Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.
  • If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”
  • Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.
  • I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.
  • My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.
  • I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.