The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.