The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic. If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall. My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry. A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.