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Seeing a paycheck after a tough day be like: "Is this a joke or a cry for help? 🤦‍♂️💸" Remember, laughter is the best medicine – unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills!

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44 shares on Threads this month:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

24 shares on Threads this month:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

66 shares on Slack this month:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

88 shares on Threads this month:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Weirdos gonna weird.

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Weirdos gonna weird.

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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