There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.