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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.