There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.