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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.