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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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