Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'fun for the whole family' clearly never had teenagers 🙄👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It's more like 'chaos for the whole clan'! 😂 #FamilyFun"

activity, bigger, expectation, family, fun, humor, lie, truth, whole

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

14 shares on X this month:

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

76 shares on Slack this month:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

76 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Spotted on YouTube:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

Just landed via Pinterest:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Going bananas on Discord:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Just shared via Facebook:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Shared recently on YouTube:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Shared recently on Threads:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨