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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

86 shares on X this month:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

74 shares on Threads this month:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

96 shares on Threads this month:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Going viral on Telegram:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Just landed via Slack:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Making waves on Snapchat:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Just landed via TikTok:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Breaking via YouTube:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Going viral on Telegram:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

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