They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Commentary:
"Imagine the drama and intrigue unfolding behind that dishwasher door! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️ Who knew cleaning dishes could be such a mystery thriller? 🔍✨ #DishwasherDetective"

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