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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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God saw you do that.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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