This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.