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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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55 shares on Facebook this month:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

34 shares on X this month:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Making waves on Telegram:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Just landed via Slack:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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